Ever since I showed the boys the movie The Land Before Time, M and B have been obsessed with all things dinosaur. M has t-shirts with T-Rex's on them, both boys have pajamas covered in all types of dinosaurs and I have checked out every kid book in the library on the topic. They cannot get enough.
When questioned by M about where people lived when dinosaurs were around, I explained that people weren't in existence yet. Unfortunately, one of the books we read has a picture of a person next to one of the dinosaurs to detail the approximate height of brontosauruses. Things got squirrely from here. M asked me again where people lived when dinosaurs were around and I explained, once again, that people were not around back then. He then pointed to the picture in the book and said, "There's a person right there, Mommy. People were alive with the dinosaurs." (It sucks when your kids stop believing everything you tell them.)
I calmly explained AGAIN, that people and dinosaurs did not coexist and that the picture was just to show how large dinosaurs were in comparison to people. It was like I hadn't spoken. M asked me, "Did people live in trees to stay away from the mean dinosaurs?" Out of exasperation, I agreed with him.
This "lie" proved to be a bad idea, as M has continued to ask me time and again about people and dinosaurs coexisting and since I already agreed that people lived in trees millions of years ago, I'm stuck. Not to mention that I could pull my hair out over this same conversation over and over and over again. I guess the good thing is that his belief that people lived in trees to escape dinosaurs lends itself to future conversations in regards to monkeys and evolution.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
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Proposed responses from the soon to be published "Ethan Silvers Parenting Techniques".
- "Ask that question again and your being sent to the corner"
- "Don't make a nuisance of yourself"
- "Ask someone else"
- "I'll tell you later"
- "Kid - shaddup"
- "If you stop asking I will give a donut"
- "Is it happy hour yet?"
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